Thursday's Joke of the Day

One year, a travelling ballet troupe decided to perform Swan Lake. It spent months rehearsing. Two days before hitting the road, it held a rehearsal. Unfortunately moths had gotten into the tutus. They were destroyed. And there was no place in town to buy new ones.

So the producer called around the neighboring cities. Eventually, a shop promised to deliver tutus by train the next day. The producer went to the train station to await delivery. The stationmaster asked if he needed help.

"No, he replied, "I'm just waiting for the tutu train."

(Kim Komando)

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Bonus Joke:

All but two of the dancers were in costume early for the matinee performance. At 1:55 the distressed director asked this pair of women why they were not yet in costume.

The first one said, "it may seem like a silly superstition but I never put mine on until 1:58."

'What about you, the same thing?" he asked the other dancer.

She replied, "Oh yes, I have a two to two tutu, too!

(George McClughan)